twitlonger- for when yo cock is extra long




welcome to the       

twitlonger











where today i'll be cancelling your bitch ass and showing everyone the receipts!!! as to why you should be banned from EVERY piblic space ever!! yeah thats right stupid bitch






one! unos! you are gay(and lesbian) as hell. yeah why do you always wear glasses huh?? to see cock? penis mayhaps?? balls even?? MAYBE EVEN THEM TITS?? SOME VAGINA??????????? now dont get me wrong i have nothing against the LGTV community but god damn how in denial can you get. wah wah you're the gay one, is what i bet you're thinking (same brain cell powers), this you bro??



num'er too , mentally ill beyond belief. whats your excuse huh? forced to eat cement when you were 6? oh or maybe it's because the only formational media you consumed as a child was fucking myth busters. oh the evidence? does it look like someone who is not involved in absolutely deranged, nefarious activities, would draw this????

tree (da plant), u talk abt the dumbest shit, u think anyone has time to listen to u talk abt some dumbass dream you had(your dreams are so fucking balling) or the clinically insane way you listen to music(you need mental help but that shit it so cool) you think anyone WANTS to listen as you pathetically fail at the 20 questions game??????(ok it might b kinda funny) yeah stupid narcoman(i thik thats the word) bitch.

you just say the same shit over and over again, you haven't had any new dialogue written for you since 2014. just think of something new bruh, what's wrong? can't remember? you got dementia bro? what's wrong? can't remember? you got dementia bro? what's wrong? can't remember? you got dementia bro? what's wrong? can't remember? you got dementia bro? what's wrong? can't remember? you got dementia bro? what's wrong? can't remember? you got dementia bro? what's wrong? can't remember? you got dementia bro? what's wrong? can't remember? you got dementia bro? what's wrong? can't remember? you got dementia bro? (if you see this you're lesbian with dementia af. bet u can still remember where the clit is tho huh????)







ok so i was racking my brains thinking how could i get this to be funnier and i thought the silliest thing would be leaving an actual genuine message because it would be actually more unexpected. ngl writing 4 sarcasm irony things was a pain in the ass because how the fuck can i fit anything about you into four things. you're cool, the things you do are cool, the things you put into the world are cool and they bounce off of each other and conduct coolness into the rest of the world, and that in turn makes the world cooler. it's kind of insane how you can make anything interesting or funny or whatever the fuck you want just by talking. and just like holy shit thanks for showing stuff to me/talking/being around me, existing with you makes me so fucking happy it feels illegal. birthdays are celebrations of existance so yeah, keep existing, you're doing a great fucking job. no notes on that front. oh and let the world know you exist, constantly, in whichever way you see fit, create or talk or erect a giant golden penis statue, you'll work it out. be yourself fully and completely in everything that you do since the self you've become is fucking balling.










happy birthday, hope to see you on your next one as well so i get like a full year of absolutely insane but really fun convos and experiences material to bully you with.